Disclaimer Part 2

Hello again, dear reader,

Shall we continue where we left off? Depending on your response, I’ll either say “alrighty then” or “tough shit. I’m going to anyway; so sit down, shut up and read on.” Lol 

This installment will introduce you to a few rules of mine for reading my material. There aren’t many of them, just a 1000 or so (just kidding). They are important to me and therefore should be important to you. There’s a huge world out there and having the humorless guys in really bad 1950’s black suits come busting down my door for something I wrote that offended some congressman after reading it on his 17 y/o daughters open notebook computer after he catches her getting really freaky with a power-drill and car chains in the basement with his chauffer is just not a kosher thing to happen.

I’d be slightly honored that the tart saw fit to have my blog open at such a time, but hey, scowling dudes in bad haircuts are just not my thing on a Saturday night. Lol


RULES OF READERSHIP

1. You, the reader assume all liability for any hurt feelings, shocked hearts, pissed off fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, extended family members, wives or husbands. It the cat and dog or other animals can read and get pissed off at my postings then you should turn off your computer and go on the road. There’s money to be made with reading animals (most likely if they’re able to read and understand, then they can also talk – now get going, I have a dollar I’ll pay to see them)


2. You will hold the author (that would be me) totally, wholly (please insert string of exceptionally descriptive legal adjectives here and move on) without liability in any shape form or fashion for previously mentioned and any unmentioned distress to your or other persons (by way of connection to you) mental, emotional, physical or spiritual well-being.


3. You will, in all correspondence, be thoughtful, considerate and informed. (I delete flames, attacks and rude people outright unless they are so asinine as to be funny to me and therefore worth letting the rest of the world see what asses they are.) (Also, in regards to informed, I check on information somewhat occasionally and therefore will know, at least occasionally, whether or not you’re full of bullshit or not. I don’t like bullshitters. There is no reason to put a bull through that kind of ordeal. Once you do the steaks are terrible. The meat is tough and well, frankly, tastes like shit. So don’t. Be a turtle-shitter or something. Leave the bulls alone.)


4. While I do have my messenger and email link available in my profile, use it sparingly. To be honest, unless you’re a hot bi-sexual asian woman, into fetish and motorcycles, wanting to have my children, I really don’t care to be contacted, without request, by that many people. Responding to tons of emails, IM’s and what-not is tiring and the reason I started a blog instead of continuing to use chatrooms to talk to the rest of the degenerate idiots of the world. (Yes, I’m including me in that. “Hi, my name is Grey, I’m a world class idiot and degenerate.”)


5. Should you ignore rule #4, be aware that correspondence with me is a privilege. If you annoy me with your ignorance, stupidity or whatever I deem to be an annoyance, your emails and im’s will be deleted and ignored and if persistent, reported as spam. I’ve warned you, be nice.


6. DO NOT, scissor my posts. By that I mean, do not highlight, cut and paste some random line out of my posts to make me out to look like something I’m not. What I write (as disjointed as it may be sometimes) is a thought in whole. Sometimes what you read will be a concept or abstract idea. Don’t respond with some turtleshit line because you’ve read want you wanted to or seen words that weren’t there or thought that I said something that I didn’t. I promise you, if someone makes me mad enough with their stupidity to call them a fuck-head, sand-sniffing, camel molesting, women’s panties wearing, sitting around in the dark listening to the Village People, singing YMCA and masturbating to mickey mouse cartoons, JHW Bush loving, yugo driver, then believe me, I will call them all that. --- The point is, read what is actually written. No translating in to your own code, interpreting it to say what you want it to or think it should or anything like that. It (my blog) will say what it says and if I need to clarify something, then I will. (otherwise fuck off if you don’t like it).


7. If, in reading my postings, you notice something that deserves a clarification that is not related grammatical or spelling errors, then by all means contact me via email or by having the balls to post your own comment to said post or idea. I love fresh input and welcome your responses within the bounds of rules 5 & 6.


8. In the event that I respond to a comment, email or IM, you take sole responsibility for said response. I can be totally polite or totally hateful. There are times I’m in between the two, but it’s not often. If you hit send before pre-reading or proofing your message (again, regardless of medium [email,im,blog-comment]) and you realize that you may not have correctly phrased it the way you wanted or should have said something differently or whatever, and I pound you like a drunk, blonde cheerleader on homecoming night, you will acknowledge your mistake and take responsibility for the beating because of your own stupidity and laziness. (For the record, I am guilty of doing such a thing and take said responsibility when I slip up & get reamed for a response in haste – just be mature enough to be the same way.)


9. Be adult enough to comment to me (again under previous guidelines for contacting me) regarding your issue. Getting all childish because I hurt your feelings or disparaged you dog (after you have been more than amply warned that I very may well do so), flagging my blog and having me deleted doesn’t do anything but cause me to have to start over. I plan on saving as many of my posts as I can so I can just cut and paste them into a new blog that maybe you won’t find.


10. Remember, this blog is the jurisdiction of an American on American soil and therefore is protected by the constitution of The United States of America. If you aren’t American, don’t reside in America and want to get pissy – Fuck you. We’re free and you’re not. Move here legally and contribute to the betterment of this country or keep your mealy mouthed whining to yourself. I don’t want to hear it. If, however, you are a LEGAL US Citizen, I may not agree with what you have to say or you with me, but I will defend your right to say it. Have the same courtesy for me and other Americans.